Pot Noodle in a Sieve

Dear God, if you've got the time here is a list of people I would like you to kill;

The prats off the gold exchange adverts
The prats off most other adverts
Nick Griffin
Louis Walsh
Danni Minogue
Michael Buble
Jordan and the prat she does all those programmes about
Silvio Berlusconi
Mark Wahlberg
Louis Walsh
Anne Robinson
Donny Osmond
The creator of Twighlight -and no I'm not going to even bother looking up his/her/the malevolent androgynous force of evil's name.
Jack Frost- as in the one who makes roads slippery not the moustachey David Jason.
Louis Walsh
Whoever changed Desperate Dan.
The American fellow who says that Santa Claus is the reason for obese kids and should be changed to be more healthy.

Right, that's over with.
Now I'm eating a Pot Noodle with a sieve because this seems like the logical approach to easting a Pot Noodle which would usually be 20% food and 80% greasy drink which means I have to fish around like a starving polar bear for slivers of mushroom to eat. and meanwhile, Wilson is zipping Pacman-esque around the house swallowing everything he happens to come across, often without chewing. And who the frak do PRS for Music think they are calling me up and telling me I can't listen to music on a CD player or radio because I haven't got a license? Where did this come from? What has the world come to?
Anyway I feel inclined to lighten up the mood of recent blogs the way things are going so I'll highlight all the good things that are happening in the world.

It's Jesus' birthday. (But don't remind him how old he is)
School is over or nearly over for this year.
We are young, we run green, keep our teeth nice and clean. (Keep our teeth nice and clean? What's that all about? Have you got nothing else better to do with your youth that to take meticulous care of your dental hygeine?) and yes as Supergrass said, we're alright.

P.S Don't take my list as some serious fascist statement. It's just a wee joke.