A Disastrous Common Room Blog

I haven't got anything to blog about.

So you know this blog is going to be good.

Here are some things you don't know about me:

• I have two penises and a vagina
• I am one hundred and twenty six years old.
• I shit roughly two dozen times a day.
• My nose is a result of a rare skin disease
• I am a black man
• I can summon meerkats to fight for me when the need arises.
• When I get drunk I foam purple at the mouth
• I invented Connect 4. Originally Connect 19.
• I'm a typrewriter and I hate technology
• The back of my head is a door to Narnia
• Your mum
• Your mum
• I once fell off the planet, I'm ok now though.
• There is a small man in my head called Simon who controls my thoughts.

See You Space Cowboys....