Timothy got accepted for the reading 2010 team!
Timothy got sick :(
Timothy got a job!
Timothy got 2 As and a B!
Timothy threw a party to celebrate!
Timothy had to clean up after the party..... but had friends to help him!
These are some of the exciting things Timothy found during clean up the of the party:
- Half a bottle of Pimms
- Half a bottle of sparkling wine
- Half a bottle of vodka
- A crate of Carlsberg
- Sarah's crates: 1 Budweiser 1 Carling 1 Fosters
- shredded remains of jeans
- a broken keyboard
- a broken chair
- 3D glasses
- Cranberry juice
- Chocolate soy drink
- Some vomit
I'd also like to congradulate everyone on their results, it was a really good turn out and I think everybody is going to end up fine (I thought that anyway)
And thank you everyone for coming to the party, I think everybody had at least a pretty decent time and I'm glad that that that means so many people. I think that despite all the mess and trouble and bad heads and sore throats and aching bodies it was worth it just so that many years from now, an old friend will turn to you and say "Hey, do you remember that one night on results day?"
and you will answer
"No. Not at all"
Stay triumphant
x
